his baby goat on a motorcycle isn’t kid-ding around. BOOM! Punned!
He’s taking this ride like a champ. I’d be screaming my face off out of fear.
I’m not kidding. No pun, I’m seriously not kidding. Insensitive jerks.
Al and Betty Perry were just driving down the highway, when OMG, A LIGHTNING BOLT JUST HIT THEIR CAR AND IT’S ON FIRE!
“It sounded like a sonic boom,” recounted Al Perry. “It was … that’s how loud [it was].”
The bolt of lightning fried the electrical system, deployed the airbags, and the car filled up with smoke as they sat trapped inside. Al says he tried kicking out the window, but couldn’t escape, saying, “How are we going to get out of this particular thing? This is a coffin.”
Luckily for them a police officer saw the incident and was able to free them without major injury.
Some poor dude in Chile (José Vergara Acevedo, if you’re so inclined) just took the worst elevator ride of his life. Surveillance video shows Acevedo clawing at every single button in the elevator, which clearly didn’t work since the video cuts out immediately after hitting the roof.
So think twice the next time you decide to take the elevator when you’re only going up one floor, because instead you might just end up in a low-budget rehash of a Final Destination movie.
The title of this video is “Wait, is your hair on fire?” and, if you allow us to dabble in spoilers for a moment, the answer is yes. This girl’s hair is on fire. And it’s on fire because she was trying to take a selfie.
This is just the latest trauma caused by selfies (previously: Two girls crashed their car while taking a selfie, uploaded the video from the hospital anyway). Selfies are a clear and present danger. Selfies must be stopped.
For the record, the woman in the video, Lindsey Bowers, appears to be unharmed, as she commented on the Buzzfeed post about the incident that she had been “well and truly told.”
(WARNING: Contains explicit language because HER F—ING HAIR IS ON FIRE.)