Body Damage: $690
Suspension/Drivetrain Damage: $3,200
New Transmission: $2,500
Evading the Tow Truck Driver: Priceless
Woulda been totally worth it to stick it to the man and escape the wrath and tight grip of the tow truck driver, right? Too damn bad the tow truck already had this dipstick’s SUV chained up. Just pay your $300 fine like the rest of us do, guy. It’s either that or risking the potentially thousands of dollars in damage and more fines. I get it, though. You gotta have a story to tell the grand kids.
