This is pretty damn clever:
"You found THAT in my butt?"
This story is 100% accurate, by the way.
Two Texas men fought-- one using a replica sword from the Zelda video game, and the other grabbing a flowerpot. The fight started when a man was at home with his girlfriend. The girlfriend's estranged husband knocked on the door, and the girlfriend let him inside. The man told the estranged husband to leave and [...]
The teenager who had sex with a hot pocket came forward and explained his reasoning for doing it. The teen is known by his Twitter handle VersacePockets. He said that his reason was to gain internet fame. He said: "I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot. I [...]
A fake chef managed to book himself on Wisconsin local news programs. The creators of a touring comedy show called the Found Footage Festival introduced a guy named Chef Keith. The fake chef made five TV apperances, " giving tips for sprucing up ypur holiday lefovers, even though he wasn't a real guy." He blended [...]
FULL STORY HERE We laughed nonstop at this mix! Here's the original movie clip
If only the Japanese would've known about this trick in the 50's.
This is one "Mum" happy to see her son. I bet your mom never reacted this way! NSFW LANGUAGE:
Well played, Bill. Well played.