Woman in jail… over SpaghettiOs

A Georgia woman that was in jail for several weeks has been released when tests on a spoon from her car had SpaghettiOs on it… and not meth.

The cop said the woman was nervous and had sores on her body. She gave permission for him to look at her car and found the spoon in a bag with a clear substance on it.

The woman said she ate the SpaghettiOs right out of the can but the cop didn’t believe her. Since her arrest the woman has lost her job and is seeking legal counsel.

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Disabled mortuary student denied parking for hearse

A disabled mortuary student is in a battle for a parking spot at her South Los Angeles apartment complex. Samantha Kidner, 18, drives a 1996 Cadillac Fleetwood federal hearse. She’s tried parking it in the handicapped parking spots at her apartment complex near USC, but staff have said she can’t because tenants find it creepy. “They’re like, ‘We don’t want it on the property at all,'” said Kidner, who has handicapped license plates. As a result, she’s been forced to park her hearse in front of a children’s orthopedic hospital, something she says is even creepier. “It’s a very unique car, but it’s still a car,” Kidner said.

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Jeff Goldblum Stars in Weird Tim & Erik Directed Lightbulb Ad

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.  Jeff Goldblum stars and Tim and Eric directed the campy and slightly creepy ad for GE Lightbulbs seen above.  Besides having had produced several TV shows for the Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim line up, Tim and Eric have also directed ads for Old Spice and Absolute Vodka.

Great job!

Bodybuilding Christian Swingers Launch Spouse-swapping Website

Love thy neighbor as yourself. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Do not covet thy neighbor’s ass. These are the ethical foundations of any good swinger’s lifestyle.

If you like Jesus, pumping iron and pumping/getting pumped by acquaintances bound by holy matrimony, there’s a website just for you.

It’s called Fitness Swingers, and it’s the brainchild of Cristy Parave and her husband, Dean, who dreamed up the site after reportedly having a threesome with this wife and her female friend. Apparently, the sex was just heavenly.

The Florida couple, who met at a bodybuilding competition, are interested in sharing their beliefs and their spouses with others who feel similarly. They started their online network 7 years ago, and haven’t looked back. The pillars of their relationship: A commitment to their faith, to fitness, and to the ideals of the swinger lifestyle.

Dean Parave told Barcroft Media that he doesn’t think that his swinger lifestyle conflicts with his Christian beliefs. In fact, he considers it a kind of ministry.

“So far today, God hasn’t told me, ‘Dean stop that, it’s a sin. I don’t want you to do that.’ Until he does that, I’m going to keep trying to help as many people as I can,” he told Barcroft.

Christy said she needed a little convincing that it was moral at first, but now she’s totally convinced that god is on their side.

“God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other,” she told Barcroft. “I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”

Their daughter told the outlet that she thinks that helping run her parents’ website is definitely “different.”