Sometimes the best way to tease your family is to turn their antics into a music video.
Travis Henning captured his family’s tubing day on Lake Charles, complete with arguments and a stepmom who was very concerned about the speed of the boat.
Inspired by his stepmom’s persistent screams of “Slow down,” Travis turned lemons into lemonade and edited the clips together to make a hip-hop music video set to “Slow Down” by Clyde Carson. Because when your family is bugging you, the best way to deal is by turning them into a viral video.
According to his comments on Reddit, Travis’ stepmom was “not happy” with the cheeky video.
(Warning: This video has naughty language, which makes it unsuitable for children and/or most office environments. Also it has a dude’s junk getting lit on fire, which makes it unsuitable for men who uncomfortably shift in their seat when they witness another man’s dongle undergo severe trauma.)
A woman lit her boyfriend’s crotch on fire while he was sleeping because he cheated on her,
The woman found out he cheated on her with her co-worker.
While he was sleeping, she snuck up on him, with a camera running, and set the underwear he was wearing on fire.
He wakes up moaning and falls off the bed and she tells him to get his stuff and get out.
An anchor for “Good Day Orlando” named John Brown lost it on Friday, and refused to do yet another story on the Kardashians. He actually walked off camera, and left his co-host sitting there. He was kind of joking, but still.
He ranted off-camera for over a minute about how nobody cares what the Kardashians are up to. The story was about how Kylie Jenner named her pet rabbit “Bruce”, which was obviously Caitlyn Jenner’s old name. So, you can understand.
A massive typhoon hit eastern China over the weekend, and spawned at least one tornado in Taiwan. And somebody got crazy footage of it on their dash-cam.
As far as tornados go it’s not massive, but it passes right over their car. Then the car in front of them gets thrown all over the road, and seems to disappear. You can see it way in the background a few seconds later though.
You also see a whole row of trees get flattened in about two seconds. Then it’s calm again . . . but suddenly there’s a woman sitting in the middle of the road, and you have no idea where she came from.
This is pretty brilliant. Toddlers are always trying to inflict some sort of damage with their fake guns, fake swords, and fake saws. As a parent/other adult, it is your ABSOLUTE RESPONSIBILITY to sell the injury like a WWE wrestler. This dad went over the top and actually got himself a fake hand to fall off when the kid took the saw to it. Bravo!
A 20-year-old guy in Florida was arrested last week for driving a stolen Mercedes, and tried to chew off his own FINGERPRINTS. But it didn’t work, and the cops were able to run his prints. Turns out he had two outstanding felony warrants for aggravated assault.