Sinkhole in China Eats Five People

Sinkhole in China Eats Five People

When I was little, I had this irrational fear that the Sarlaac Pit Monster from Return of the Jedi was a real thing and it might just be lurking under the ground wherever I was, ready to drop the floor and eat me. Videos like this don’t help me overcome that fear. – Dan

Dude Tries to Evade Tow Truck, But It’s Too Late

Dude Tries to Evade Tow Truck, But It’s Too Late

Body Damage: $690

Suspension/Drivetrain Damage: $3,200

New Transmission: $2,500

Evading the Tow Truck Driver: Priceless

Woulda been totally worth it to stick it to the man and escape the wrath and tight grip of the tow truck driver, right? Too damn bad the tow truck already had this dipstick’s SUV chained up. Just pay your $300 fine like the rest of us do, guy. It’s either that or risking the potentially thousands of dollars in damage and more fines. I get it, though. You gotta have a story to tell the grand kids.



Kansas Man Swings Dog at Cops


A suspicious man was reported wandering with his dog through people’s backyards in Park City, Kansas.

When cops showed up to question the guy they said he wasn’t very cooperative.

In fact, the 26-year-old guy reacted by swinging his dog on its leash to keep the cops away.

The guy was eventually taken down with a stun gun and charged with animal cruelty, and the uninjured dog was taken into protective custody.

The police chief said, “I’ve never seen someone pick up a dog and swing it through the air to use it as a weapon before.”

Full Story (via KSN)

Truck Slams Into Low Bridge, Other Drivers Don’t Seem To Care

Truck Slams Into Low Bridge, Other Drivers Don’t Seem To Care

Maybe this is a common occurrence at the East Street Bridge in Westwood, Massachussetts? Judging by the other drives not even GETTING OUT OF THEIR CAR TO HELP, it has to be, right?

“Oh, another box truck slammed into the bridge.”

“I bet the driver crapped his pants.”


“Well, sh%t. I don’t have time for this today. I better turn around and get to the MAH-ket another way.”

Edit: I guess it is PRETTY common; here’s another truck doing the same thing in back in June:

Guy Confronts Kangaroo Horde on Bike Ride


You know you’re in Australia when… 

Seriously, I would have freaked if I came upon all these not-so-friendly looking kangaroos on a bike ride. Probably would’ve just turned around. But I’m afraid of everything. – Dan



Kid Turns Crappy Family Boat Trip Into Hip Hop Video

Sometimes the best way to tease your family is to turn their antics into a music video.

Travis Henning captured his family’s tubing day on Lake Charles, complete with arguments and a stepmom who was very concerned about the speed of the boat.

Inspired by his stepmom’s persistent screams of “Slow down,” Travis turned lemons into lemonade and edited the clips together to make a hip-hop music video set to “Slow Down” by Clyde Carson. Because when your family is bugging you, the best way to deal is by turning them into a viral video.

According to his comments on Reddit, Travis’ stepmom was “not happy” with the cheeky video.


Machete-Wielding Robber Scared Off By Clerk With Bigger Sword


Two ninja-clad teens armed with a machete tried to rob a Pittsburgh convenience store but got away with nothing after the cashier pulled out a sword and started chasing them.

Surveillance video shows the teens entering the store — one goes behind the counter with his machete, demanding money.

The cashier then pulls out a sword and knocks the smaller weapon out of one teen’s hand. A customer grabbed the second suspect but he broke free and both teens ran away.

Cops are on the hunt for both.

NSFW: Woman Lights (Ex?) Boyfriend’s Junk On Fire For Cheating On Her


(Warning: This video has naughty language, which makes it unsuitable for children and/or most office environments. Also it has a dude’s junk getting lit on fire,  which makes it unsuitable for men who uncomfortably shift in their seat when they witness another man’s dongle undergo severe trauma.)

A woman lit her boyfriend’s crotch on fire while he was sleeping because he cheated on her,

The woman found out he cheated on her with her co-worker.

While he was sleeping, she snuck up on him, with a camera running, and set the underwear he was wearing on fire.

He wakes up moaning and falls off the bed and she tells him to get his stuff and get out.