A college professor in Grand Rapids, MI has a rule: If your cell phone rings in class you MUST answer it, and it HAS TO BE on speaker-phone.
One of his students got a call during class. When she answered it was a clinic informing her that her pregnancy results turned out to be positive. The professor turned beat red and tried to get her to stop the speaker phone session.
After she got off the phone, the professor publicly apologized. The student responded with, “its ok I’ve been expecting this and I already know what I’m going to name the baby. The first name will be April and the middle name will be Fools”.
The class cracked up as the professor got the joke.