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If First Dates Were Like Tinder

I was thinking it'd be more like the act of swiping those you're not interested in to an abyss never to be heard from again, but, rather, it focuses on the way more entertaining aspect of dudes immediately flashing d*ck pics, asking to get laid, and overall weak-ass attempts to get a girl into bed.

By | 2014-07-22T05:56:22-05:00 July 22nd, 2014|AS SEEN ON THE RADIO|0 Comments

This Old Man Turns Down For Nothing

This old man feels the music. Forget about faith making the sick well, all they need is a little Lil’ Jon. Alright, he’s obviously not dancing to Turn Down For What, but whatever music is playing is making the old man move. But why is this video only sixteen seconds? Why did he stop filming? Did [...]

By | 2014-07-22T05:19:39-05:00 July 22nd, 2014|AS SEEN ON THE RADIO|0 Comments