So much bacteria.
When two men in Oklahoma were stopped for a traffic violation, they decided to “be gay for a second” to try to hide their drugs.
The police officer’s dash cam picked up on the passenger planning to eat meth to avoid getting busted until the driver thought of a better idea.
He told his friend that he doesn’t want him to die by ODing, and said, “We’re going to have to be gay for a second.”
One man said, “Try suck some of your saliva off of it and I will,” and the two men then “kissed” to exchange the meth ball.
They both ended up being arrested, with the driver having several outstanding warrants.
You’ve probably seen the vine with this girl Miranda getting hit in the head with a shovel. What you haven’t seen, though, is the full video. Sure, there’s some good fight exchanges, but also some weird pauses to talk about chickens and pets.
Best part, though, is the foreshadowing at the very beginning of the video. NSFW.
We already knew raptors were smart after watching Jurassic Park. But damn, that’s a good pitch.
One of the best mashups we’ve seen. Instant classic!
Well, at least you have one less dish to do.
An 18-year-old dude was arrested in Florida after filming two crashes he was responsible for.
He uploaded the video onto YouTube and called it, “me driving like an idiot.”
The teen was seen racing over a causeway and squeezing between two cars with only inches to spare. The video ends after he rear-ended a vehicle– but the teen didn’t stop until he caused a second accident.
Five people were taken to the hospital including the teen, but no one was seriously injured.
Who needs lyrics, anyway?
Cops in Houston said some clumsy criminals wanted for firing shots inside a lingerie business.
The suspects walked into the boutique around 3 a.m. and surveillance cameras were rolling. Two of the men had weapons. The suspect with the revolver apparently bumped into the suspect with the rifle, causing the rifle to discharge.
The shot spooked the suspects and both men started shooting. Cops believe they thought they were being shot. Almost a dozen rounds were fired in the store.
No customers were inside at the time. Two workers hid and didn’t get hurt.
Cops are hoping someone can help identify the shooters.
The best part about Jon Lajoie has always been that he’s not sugarcoating anything. He wants to whore himself out for money. Use his damn song in your commercial!