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Sinkhole in China Eats Five People

When I was little, I had this irrational fear that the Sarlaac Pit Monster from Return of the Jedi was a real thing and it might just be lurking under the ground wherever I was, ready to drop the floor and eat me. Videos like this don't help me overcome that fear. - Dan

By | 2015-08-28T08:19:18-05:00 August 28th, 2015|AS SEEN ON THE RADIO|0 Comments

Kansas City Woman Busted Getting High on Duster Chemical in Walmart

KCTV5 Via KCTV5: Melissa Ann Wright has been accused of huffing a can of industrial strength Ultra Duster in a Johnson County Walmart. When the police arrived, they first called an ambulance because of the potentially fatal outcome that huffing a can of canned air can have on a person, but Wright refused any medical [...]

By | 2015-08-28T05:27:18-05:00 August 28th, 2015|AS SEEN ON THE RADIO|0 Comments

Dude Tries to Evade Tow Truck, But It’s Too Late

Body Damage: $690 Suspension/Drivetrain Damage: $3,200 New Transmission: $2,500 Evading the Tow Truck Driver: Priceless Woulda been totally worth it to stick it to the man and escape the wrath and tight grip of the tow truck driver, right? Too damn bad the tow truck already had this dipstick's SUV chained up. Just pay your [...]

By | 2015-08-27T05:54:26-05:00 August 27th, 2015|AS SEEN ON THE RADIO|0 Comments

Kansas Man Swings Dog at Cops

A suspicious man was reported wandering with his dog through people's backyards in Park City, Kansas. When cops showed up to question the guy they said he wasn’t very cooperative. In fact, the 26-year-old guy reacted by swinging his dog on its leash to keep the cops away. The guy was eventually taken down with [...]

By | 2015-08-26T06:40:55-05:00 August 26th, 2015|AS SEEN ON THE RADIO|0 Comments

Truck Slams Into Low Bridge, Other Drivers Don’t Seem To Care

Maybe this is a common occurrence at the East Street Bridge in Westwood, Massachussetts? Judging by the other drives not even GETTING OUT OF THEIR CAR TO HELP, it has to be, right? "Oh, another box truck slammed into the bridge." "I bet the driver crapped his pants."   "Well, sh%t. I don't have time [...]

By | 2015-08-26T05:54:37-05:00 August 26th, 2015|AS SEEN ON THE RADIO|0 Comments

Machete-Wielding Robber Scared Off By Clerk With Bigger Sword

Two ninja-clad teens armed with a machete tried to rob a Pittsburgh convenience store but got away with nothing after the cashier pulled out a sword and started chasing them. Surveillance video shows the teens entering the store -- one goes behind the counter with his machete, demanding money. The cashier then pulls out a [...]

By | 2015-08-19T06:43:09-05:00 August 19th, 2015|AS SEEN ON THE RADIO|0 Comments