Seems legit. I’m tired of carving the same ‘ol pumpkin anyway!
Magician Rahat Hussein (see previously) recently scared unsuspecting fast food drive-thru employees when he drove up to their window and had an Alien chestburster explode out of his rib cage. Rahat worked with Morph Costumes, a company that creates all sorts of clever costumes, to make his Alien-themed outfit. The costume is available to purchase online.
On a scale of 1 to Holy Sh*t there’s Ebola in the US, we give this an 8. Terrifying. Or, is it actually pretty epic?
Something tells me that tiny Peugeot had already reached top speed!
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Jeff Goldblum stars and Tim and Eric directed the campy and slightly creepy ad for GE Lightbulbs seen above. Besides having had produced several TV shows for the Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim line up, Tim and Eric have also directed ads for Old Spice and Absolute Vodka.
Love thy neighbor as yourself. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Do not covet thy neighbor’s ass. These are the ethical foundations of any good swinger’s lifestyle.
If you like Jesus, pumping iron and pumping/getting pumped by acquaintances bound by holy matrimony, there’s a website just for you.
It’s called Fitness Swingers, and it’s the brainchild of Cristy Parave and her husband, Dean, who dreamed up the site after reportedly having a threesome with this wife and her female friend. Apparently, the sex was just heavenly.
Dean Parave told Barcroft Media that he doesn’t think that his swinger lifestyle conflicts with his Christian beliefs. In fact, he considers it a kind of ministry.
Christy said she needed a little convincing that it was moral at first, but now she’s totally convinced that god is on their side.
“God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other,” she told Barcroft. “I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”
Their daughter told the outlet that she thinks that helping run her parents’ website is definitely “different.”
Pink Floyd released a 30 second trailer for their upcoming album, “The Endless River” which comes out on November 10th. The trailer was posted on the band’s social media sites, and features a guitar-heavy snippet.
The album is a tribute to musician Richard Wright who died in 2008. Wright’s work on the keyboard will be featured on the record.
However the album will not feature the band’s original bassist, Robert Waters who left the group in 1985.
“The Endless River” will be the band’s first album in 20 years.
I’ve always been afraid of doing this. This is also a good way to weaponize a basketball. You know, in case you ever need to do that.
According to this fun vid from College Humor, I guess I’m usually just a nice lady trying to get drunk. – Dan
This kid has to be really high on life after winning the big game. But if it had been any other setting, we’d guess he was high on adderall. Damn kids. Either way, this will do a better job than coffee getting you ready to take on the day.