Kid Turns Crappy Family Boat Trip Into Hip Hop Video

Sometimes the best way to tease your family is to turn their antics into a music video.

Travis Henning captured his family’s tubing day on Lake Charles, complete with arguments and a stepmom who was very concerned about the speed of the boat.

Inspired by his stepmom’s persistent screams of “Slow down,” Travis turned lemons into lemonade and edited the clips together to make a hip-hop music video set to “Slow Down” by Clyde Carson. Because when your family is bugging you, the best way to deal is by turning them into a viral video.

According to his comments on Reddit, Travis’ stepmom was “not happy” with the cheeky video.

 

Machete-Wielding Robber Scared Off By Clerk With Bigger Sword

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Two ninja-clad teens armed with a machete tried to rob a Pittsburgh convenience store but got away with nothing after the cashier pulled out a sword and started chasing them.

Surveillance video shows the teens entering the store — one goes behind the counter with his machete, demanding money.

The cashier then pulls out a sword and knocks the smaller weapon out of one teen’s hand. A customer grabbed the second suspect but he broke free and both teens ran away.

Cops are on the hunt for both.

NSFW: Woman Lights (Ex?) Boyfriend’s Junk On Fire For Cheating On Her

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(Warning: This video has naughty language, which makes it unsuitable for children and/or most office environments. Also it has a dude’s junk getting lit on fire,  which makes it unsuitable for men who uncomfortably shift in their seat when they witness another man’s dongle undergo severe trauma.)

A woman lit her boyfriend’s crotch on fire while he was sleeping because he cheated on her,

The woman found out he cheated on her with her co-worker.

While he was sleeping, she snuck up on him, with a camera running, and set the underwear he was wearing on fire.

He wakes up moaning and falls off the bed and she tells him to get his stuff and get out.

 

Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Flea is a Beekeeper Now

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Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist, Flea, has become a full-fledged beekeeper with over 200,000 insects in his apiary.

Flea has posted numerous photos of himself in full beekeeping uniform on his social media accounts and his backyard is now home to three hives with over 60,000 bees a piece.

His environmental concerns inspired him to do the bee thing.

Deep to the hive super organism. I love my bees. Flea’s bees

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Five Finger Death Punch Singer Says Divorce Claims Are Bogus

Five Finger Death Punch singer, Ivan Moody, says the divorce papers filed against him don’t make sense because he was never married to the woman who filed them.

Ivan’s manager says this is just a shameless attempt by the woman to grab attention saying her domestic violence claims are bogus and were dismissed back in July and that there’s no marriage certificate anywhere.

The manager also said the woman made false claims about Ivan Moody being the father of her child.

Nickelback Cancel Remaining 2015 Tour Dates

Nickelback has canceled all of their remaining dates for the 2015 No Fixed Addresses world tour.

Frontman Chad Kroeger has been ordered to rest his voice after undergoing recent surgery on his voice box. Kroeger was diagnosed with an operable cyst in June.

The band said, “We are sorry to miss our fans out on the road this fall, but Chad’s health, healing and full recovery are what is most important right now.”

Nickelback is expected to tour North America again in 2016.

Their last album, “No Fixed Addresses” was released in November.

News Anchor Refuses To Cover Kardashian Story

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An anchor for “Good Day Orlando” named John Brown lost it on Friday, and refused to do yet another story on the Kardashians.  He actually walked off camera, and left his co-host sitting there.  He was kind of joking, but still.

He ranted off-camera for over a minute about how nobody cares what the Kardashians are up to.  The story was about how Kylie Jenner named her pet rabbit “Bruce”, which was obviously Caitlyn Jenner’s old name.  So, you can understand.