Woulda been totally worth it to stick it to the man and escape the wrath and tight grip of the tow truck driver, right? Too damn bad the tow truck already had this dipstick’s SUV chained up. Just pay your $300 fine like the rest of us do, guy. It’s either that or risking the potentially thousands of dollars in damage and more fines. I get it, though. You gotta have a story to tell the grand kids.
Sometimes the best way to tease your family is to turn their antics into a music video.
Travis Henning captured his family’s tubing day on Lake Charles, complete with arguments and a stepmom who was very concerned about the speed of the boat.
Inspired by his stepmom’s persistent screams of “Slow down,” Travis turned lemons into lemonade and edited the clips together to make a hip-hop music video set to “Slow Down” by Clyde Carson. Because when your family is bugging you, the best way to deal is by turning them into a viral video.
According to his comments on Reddit, Travis’ stepmom was “not happy” with the cheeky video.
Johnny Depp sure has been schmoozing with some A-list rockers as of late; fresh off collaborating with Alice Cooper and Joe Perry for his latest album, the movie star was spotted at a charity event rockin’ out some KISS tunes with Gene Simmons.
(Warning: This video has naughty language, which makes it unsuitable for children and/or most office environments. Also it has a dude’s junk getting lit on fire, which makes it unsuitable for men who uncomfortably shift in their seat when they witness another man’s dongle undergo severe trauma.)
A woman lit her boyfriend’s crotch on fire while he was sleeping because he cheated on her,
The woman found out he cheated on her with her co-worker.
While he was sleeping, she snuck up on him, with a camera running, and set the underwear he was wearing on fire.
He wakes up moaning and falls off the bed and she tells him to get his stuff and get out.