EFFED UP HEADLINE: Bank Teller vs. Man With a Cleaver… Who Ya’ Got?

A bank teller in China was caught on video laughing at a bank robber who was threatening her with a meat cleaver.

The crook waltzed into the bank, went to the teller, and held the knife up to the glass.

The teller smiles…almost laughing as she points to the clever and talks to another employee about what was going on.

Guards wrestled the man to the ground and took the knife away. No one was hurt, and the video has since gone viral.

Watch A Clip Of The Nine Inch Nails “Austin City Limits” Performance

“Austin City Limits” announced a special broadcast featuring Nine Inch Nails, who are making a rare television appearance in the full-hour performance. The new episode premieres on April 5th as a preview of “ACL”‘s 40th Anniversary Season.

The NIN show featured ten songs. It will encore during the PBS music series Season 40, which is launching in the fall of 2014.

“ACL” airs weekly on PBS stations nationwide. Full episodes are available online immediately after the initial broadcast.

Trent Reznor said: “We didn’t want to make ‘ACL’ a NIN show. We wanted to be out of our element. I have a lot of respect for ‘ACL’ and I wanted us to be a guest on their show, not to convert their show into our concert. It was unusual to perform in that environment, and ended up being one of the best shows I think we played.”

EFFED HEADLINE: Man Found a Dead Rat in Cake He Bought for His 96th Birthday (VIDEO)

A 96-year-old man wanted a slice of his favorite German apple ring cake from his local supermarket on his birthday.

But what the New Yorker got instead was a severe case of diarrhea after allegedly biting into a dead rat.

The man’s nephew said his uncle complained about the taste after downing one spoonful of the store-baked cake.

He said he noticed what looked like a line of black mold and when they flipped it over, it seemed to be a rat’s tail.

That’s when they saw the rodent’s five-inch-long tail still attached to its hindquarters ‘bleeding into the cake’.

The nephew contacted an attorney who plans to turn the cake over to state officials for testing, while they consider whether or not to file a lawsuit.

Meanwhile, a rep for the store says that they have no known rodent issues and they are conducting an ‘internal investigation’.

Rock Doc “Super Duper Alice Cooper” Looks Fantastic (Video)

Take these ingredients: Sex, alcohol, women, rock and roll and add a giant dose of Alice Cooper and you get “Super Duper Alice Cooper”!
Alice Cooper’s life story is getting ready to be released on the big screen and it looks amazing.
It will hit the Tribeca Film Festival in April. We can’t wait for the DVD! Get ready for it: